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Bad and Boujeee Funny Gorl Version

Bad and Boujee

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Appointment Aired

April 21, 2017

Running Time

13:23

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Shape of You

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb8phYbXpx8


Todd plays the opening of "Bad and Boujee" on the pianoforte.

MIGOS ft. LIL UZI VERT - BAD AND BOUJEE
A pop song review

Todd: [cartoon information technology out] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII doooooooooooooooooooon't geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Video for "Bad and Boujee"
Beginning: My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)
Cookin' up dope with a uzi.

Todd: Am... Am-am I simply an idiot?

Todd (VO): The, this song, this one, is probably gonna be the biggest hip hop vocal of this year. Information technology hit Number One back in the beginning of the year, and it's yet in the Acme X four months after, and...

Todd: ...what am I missing?? What am I missing here?!

Todd (VO): This is "Bad and Boujee." Information technology's by the rap group Migos. [moving picture of them] I presume they're called that considering there'south three of them?

       Clip from...

3 Amigos: The Three Amigos!

Todd: I'll be honest, I don't really know that much about them. Apparently they... [picture of a football player dabbing] ...invented the dab?

       Clip of "Look at My Dab (Bowwow Dab)"

       Quavo: Dab, dab, dab, dab...

Todd (VO): Well, not invented it, but at least popularized it, then yeah, I guess that's a pretty big deal.

Quavo: Look at my dab (bowwow dab)

Wait at my dab (bowwow dab)

Look at my dab (bitch dab)

Look at my dab! (bitch dab)

Todd (VO): Yup, I'm looking at it. Information technology'south a dance, alright. Todd: Yeah yes aye I know, I'yard a terrible music critic who doesn't go on upward with one of the nearly buzzed and influential hip hop groups of the terminal couple of years...well, here's the dark and dirty surreptitious: I don't really enjoy much rap music anymore. It-it just makes me feel old.

Clip of Desiigner - "Panda"

Todd (VO): And I'thousand not saying I don't listen towhatevernew hip-hop, merely I simply can't become into most of it anymore. It makes me feel similar a full loser that I don't get it anymore. I don't want to be...

Todd: ...that guy who's like, "why y'all listening to this meaningless bling and bitches crap when you lot should check out the new single from[promo pic of...]MC Wokeness. Information technology'southward called '80 Infinitesimal Lecture Most Systemic Racism in America', guys.".

[shrugging]I used to listen to the gangsta stuff, [clip of...] it's only the newer stuff I can't go into, it's just the sound. The trap stuff these days, it all just sounds like this low droning mumble. There's no swing in it, in that location's no energy, information technology doesn't movement. It's just not fun anymore.

[prune of Large Sean - Bounce Back] Information technology's making me grateful for whatever rapper left who stands out fifty-fifty a little. You know, I'one thousand non huge on Large Sean or [clip of...] 2 Chainz, but at least they have a sense of humor. I'll have them, I'll even have Lil' Yachty.

[prune of Lil Yachty - ane Night]

Lil Yachty: I know you lot desire this for life

Taking pictures with all my ice

Todd (V.O.): I mean, I know he sounds like he just got out of dental surgery, only at least I can tell him apart from anybody else.

Todd: So, what's the deal here, what am I missing?

Todd (V.O.): What is information technology nigh this particular song that makes everyone like it so much that information technology went to number ane? [Screenshot of Wikipedia page about Bad and Boujee being the soundtrack to a meme] Oh, of form. Memes.

Todd: Nix gets pop anymore because people actually like it. It's gotta be attached to some stupid in-joke. What'southward this one?

Offset: Raindrop (baste), drop summit (drib superlative)

Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

Fuckin' on your bitch, she a thot, thot (thot)

[Screenshots of Twitter postal service refrencing Raindrop Driblet Elevation: "please come up home sharon i miss u a lot lot lot" "There'southward 38 cd's of kidz bop"]

Todd: Is that information technology?

[Screenshot of tweet: "I eat Jimmy John's nonstop"]

Todd (V.O.): Raindrop, drib height...

Todd: ...yous only say the starting time lyric and add your own stupid rhyme?

Todd (5.O.): How is that a meme? I got "Black Beatles," the mannequin challenge was cool looking, and the vanquish for Black Beatles made for a great soundtrack. But this...is not interesting.

Todd: The lyric itself isn't fifty-fifty interesting.

Get-go: Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top)

Todd (Five.O.): Raindrop, drib meridian...

Todd: And? What about them? Those are just random words!

Todd (V.O.): Those two things don't fifty-fifty go together unless... [picture of convertible in rain with an umbrella upward] you similar ruining your upholstery. Okay, obviously this isn't like the Vine memes or Harlem Shake or something where some random clip gets shared and parodied, this is the kind of meme that can only get big if the song's already popular. It's big because people actually like information technology. And all the rap 'zines and reviewers take been creaming over it since last twelvemonth. [article...] Pitchfork tells me it's "packed with color and virtuoso rapping."

Todd: I hateful, that'southward certainly what I've been told about Migos, that they're really important, influential, and they're bang-up lyricists...

[Prune of "Versace"]

Quavo: Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace

Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace

Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace

Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace

Todd: Yep, I totally meet where you're coming from in that location, Pitchfork.

Todd (5.O.): And what'due south actually frustrating for me is that I did get it. It was similar this split 2d where I understood. Information technology came on the radio, and this was the only fourth dimension I ever heard information technology on the radio, and I was like "Yes, yeah this is the jam!"

Todd: Simply every time I tried to listen to it since, I just experience nothing.

Todd (V.O.): Then yes, I know I'm a niggling late on this ane, but I have to practice this because I take spent the last 4 months trying to effigy out what the hell I heard in it that one time.

Todd: Okay, one more time, I can go this. I can finally run into what everyone else sees in this vocal. What's the premise?

Offset: You know, young rich niggas

You know, and then we ain't never had no old coin

Nosotros got a whole lotta new coin though

Todd (VO): Okay, and so that's an interesting setup. Having new money equally opposed to having inherited wealth, and, [um...] No wait, that's what every rap vocal is near! [Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On] No 1'southward ever rapped 'I got all this swaaaaag, cause I have rich parents!' Todd: Okay fine, what about the championship?

Offset: My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)

Todd (VO): Now, 'boujee', I usually heard that every bit an insult. That means 'rich and phony', or 'pretending to exist rich', which is even phonier. Merely here, they're like owning it. Like, yeah, I can attract stuck-up girls because I've got that kinda cash. Todd: Y'all know, clearly this vocal is nigh how they prefer a certain type of woman.

Offset: I tell that bitch to come up comfort me (comfort me)

I swear these niggas is under me (hey)

They hate and the devil proceed jumpin' me (jumpin' me)

Bankrolls on me keep me company (cash)

Ayy, nosotros do the near, yep, nosotros pull up in Ghosts (whoo)

Todd: No, this isn't nearly that either!

Todd (VO): I hateful, yeah, there are a couple lines in there about bitches, just for the about part, it's not most that. There'southward not even that much in there most them being boujee. The bitches could be squeamish and working-class for all that matters in the vocal, the bitches don't enter into information technology!

Todd: Why did they proper noun the song after that one line? I guess 'Bad and Boujee' sounds improve as a title than 'Raindrop Droptop', only they're still both pretty meaningless.

Offset: My diamond's a choker (gahh)

Todd (VO): Okay, then the bitches aren't boujee. Yous're boujee. You fancy. Like I said, it's a little played out equally a topic, just a little, but I don't know. Possibly I'm just request too much. Let'due south hear the lyrics.

Offset: Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot)

Todd (VO): Man, I know style less nearly drug manufacturing than I thought I did.

Starting time: Cookin' upward dope in the crockpot (pot)

Todd: I didn't know crack needed... [crockpot] to be wearisome roasted.

Offset: My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)

Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blao)

Todd (VO): [interrupting] Hold on. You lot're cooking drugs with an Uzi. I go why you demand to be armed while selling information technology, simply you're making it? ...wait a minute, is he stirring the drugs with the Uzi, in the crockpot? Tin can't y'all guys, like, beget a spoon?

Showtime: My niggas is roughshod, ruthless

We got 30s and 100 rounds too

[Todd shifts to hit the central, so hesitates]

Todd: Does that crave a 'Non A RHYME' button? [screw it] BUZZER - HALF A RHYME

Start: Fuckin' on your bitch

She a thot, thot, thot

Todd (VO: Look, get dorsum. She's a...

Starting time: Fuckin' on your bitch

She a thot, thot, thot [.,.,.]

Todd (VO): Dot, dot, dot, what? What's the end of that judgement? [Genius lyrics folio] Okay, oh hang on, he's saying 'thot'. I...don't know what that means. [Urban Dictionary definition] Okay, just expect that upwards and...what am I even doing?

Todd: Guys, I grew up in the mean, rough,[pictures of...]suburbs of Virginia Embankment. There's a take a chance I'thou never gonna go this.

Todd (VO):Who am I kidding, this wasn't meant for me. I surrender. It'due south, it's, u-it's non my matter.

Offset:Bitch, I'm a canis familiaris woof (grrr)

Beat the ho walls loose (hey)

Hop in the frog, whoo (skrrrrt)

Todd: Wait, await, expect wait. Wait, I'm, I'm starting to get it. I-uh, I recall I am. Information technology'due south...uh, no, no, I'thousand getting it; it's the menstruation; there'south, in that location'south the appeal.

Offset: My diamond's a choker (asphyxiate)

Holdin' burn down with no holster (bwah)

Todd:It's that every line ends with a wacky sound event. No, seriously, listen like, every line!

Offset:Two bitches, just national boom solar day (smash)

Hop in the Lamb, accept a elevate race (skrrrt)

Todd (VO):Whoever's rapping just has a 2d guy on the cease to add together goofy sounds or repeat the last line.

First:Dabbin' on em like the usual (dab)

Magic with brick, practise voodoo (magic)

Todd (VO):I am totally downwards for that! Todd:Information technology, information technology kinda reminds me of that version of Rudolph the Ruddy-Nosed Reindeer you sing where y'all, y'all sing actress lyrics afterwards every line.

[Clip of some Christmas special]

Santa:Rudolph the Scarlet-Nosed Reindeer

Todd:Reindeer...

Santa:Had a very shiny olfactory organ

Todd:...like a lightbulb!

Quavo:...suicide with the Uzi (pew-pew-pew)

Todd (VO):Now I am totally down for random audio effects. I... I guess information technology's, it's kinda their matter?

Clip from "Versace"

Offset: ...run with it, nigga, don't fumble (grrr, pow!)

Prune from "T-Shirt"

Offset: ...top I had to chop it (skrt skrt)

Todd (VO): I'll tell yous what they oughta exercise, they oughta hire that, (Clip from...) Police Academy guy to exist their fourth fellow member.

Clips from "Police force Academy" are interspersed within the song

Quavo:  ...duckin', don't move too fast I might shoot you (Cadet Larvell Jones neighs) (huh?)

Draco bad and boujee (Cadet Jones howls) (Draco)

I'm always hangin' with...

Todd: My favorite part is when they, have to like, actually stretch for information technology.

Commencement:  My diamond's a choker (choke)

Todd imitates chocking noises

Todd: Aye... Todd (VO): ...a diamond choker doesn't, literally choke you.

Quavo: I hop out with all of the drugs in the libation (skrt)

I'm cookin'...

Todd: I, I mean I know it sounds like I'grand joking but I... I-th... I remember that's more than the hook than (what) the actual claw is. We need to make more songs like this.

Clip from "Hey Jude" - The Beatles

Paul McCartney: Hey Jude

Todd (VO): Jude!

Paul: Don't make information technology bad

Todd (VO): Thwack!

Paul: Accept a sad vocal...

Todd: Baaaa!

Paul: ...and make it amend.

Todd: Sploosh!

Todd (VO): OK, OK to exist fair, there is more to the song than just... onomatopoeia. I exercise similar Quavo's poesy there he, he gets a picayune more than creative with references.

Quavo: Pour a four, I'thousand droppin' muddy

Outer space, Child CuDi (drank)

Todd (VO): I mean I would exist... rather listening to Kid Cudi than, listening to this, guy talking about getting high and so you lot can listening to Child Cudi but i-i-yous know; it'due south better than goose egg.

Quavo: Withal exist playin' with pots and pans, call me Quavo Ratatouille

Todd: (Just shrugs) Sure. Todd (VO): Also that'south, that's not how you pronounce Ratatouille.

Quavo: ...pans, call me Quavo Ratatoullie

Todd (VO): (Clip from the Ratatouille trailer) I mean it was even (shown) in the advertisements (regarding) how you pronounce it. Todd: Pfff, who am I to judge? I'm probably non fifty-fifty pronouncing these guy's proper noun right similar y'all know, (Screenshot of Migos concert poster) K-Migos? Is it Me-gos? My-gus? My-gas? (Publicity photograph of Quavo is shown) Qua-y-vo? Quavo? Quatto? (Image of...) Kuato? Eh. Merely yes, yeah, I-you lot know, I guess I'one thousand starting to feel it.

Quavo: Run with that sack, phone call me Boobie (run with it)

When I'm on stage show me boobies (ay)

Todd pauses for a 2nd earlier referring back to the Pitchfork article which said that this vocal was...

Todd (VO): "Packed with color, and virtuoso rapping!" Swallow that Kendrick! Move over Nas! Virtuoso'south on the mic right here.

Quavo: Yeah, dat fashion, big dyke ho go it on, Macy Gray (hey)

Todd: Oh cool, right, aye, get fuck yourself.

Todd (VO): Oh right, correct, right and there's a, there'south a guest verse by one more guy. God this song is too damn long. OK, this guy is (Clip from "You Was Right" past...) Lil' Uzi Vert. There's another new guy I've been hearing a lot nearly lately. Haven't really checked him out. More often than not cause of the proper noun.

Todd: I mean he sounds like he got it from a program that generates random syllables.

Todd (VO): (Image of Lil' Uzi Vert'due south logo) I mean, Uzi, but not like, a real Uzi; (Image of...) a niggling Uzi.

Todd: Plus, vert, significant vertical. Then...

Todd (VO): ...(Epitome of a small gun held upwards is shown) he's got a tiny gun, pointing direct upward. Which is, great if you're hunting...

Todd: ...pigeons I guess only... (sighs) anyway. Sure, permit's hear him.

Lil' Uzi Vert: Yep, aye, yep, yep, my bitch she bad to the os, ay

Wait, these niggas watchin', I swear to God they be my clones

Todd: Is-is-is this the virtuoso role?

Lil' Uzi Vert: ...hey, huh, switchin' my hoes similar my flows (what?)

Switchin' my flows like my dress (like what?)

Todd: OK, were you busy switching your flows and that's why you just kinda stopped rapping in the center of that in that location?

Lil' Uzi Vert: ...hey, huh

Todd (VO): I-is that what happened, was that like, the sound version of a loading screen?

Switching flows...

Lil' Uzi Vert: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bowwow...Oh, oh, at present she won't fuck with my crew

Todd: Man I've heard some shitty guest verses but this is a shitty invitee poetry.

Todd (VO): (Sighs) Look, I thought I could figure it out but...

Todd: No, I-I tap out. I don't get it.

Todd (VO): Information technology-it's not for me. I'k, I'thou the popular music guy; this isn't fifty-fifty a little pop. It's, it's like pure, uncut hip-hop, y-y-y-y-y-kno-li...it takes me a little bit to understand the edgier stuff; I'm ever behind the curve. Didn't get dubstep for instance and i-i-i-i-i-it's, always specially true with hip-hop for me. (Clip of "Go Depression" by Lil' Jon & The E Side Boyz) I didn't go crunk at all the first fourth dimension I heard it. But...

Todd: ...but I also didn't get...

Todd (VO): ...(Clip of "In Da Lodge" by...) l Cent the first time I heard him. And I turned out to exist totally correct well-nigh that monotone idiot then, (Dorsum to Migos) I don't know; maybe this is gonna be a beloved classic 30 years from now. Or maybe it's gonna be dropped into the aforementioned pile of regrets we put (Clip of D4L's...) "Laffy Taffy" and (Clip of "Gucci Gucci" by...) Kreayshawn (in). I-I don't know; I can't predict these things. I tin can just tell y'all what I feel and I, don't, feel it.

Todd: This song is...bad and...crappy. Bow! Bam! Skrreeeeeee! (Gets upwardly and leaves.)

Video ends

Closing Tag Song: Nas - "Hip-Hop Is Dead"

THE END

"Bad and Boujee" is endemic by Atlantic Records
This video is endemic by me

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